Thursday, October 30, 2008

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

I just had to post this! They made me laugh out loud. - Noah

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

8 comments:

Rasheta Family said...

It would be so fun to have a hidden camera set up and watch some of these occur. It would be hard to not laugh while performing them huh!

Billie Jo said...

I really was laughing thinking of you doing these things for fun!

Rasheta Family said...

I am really laughing. I can see several people doing these and it makes me laugh harder.

The Gunnerson Family said...

Noah, for some reason I can see you actually doing these crazy things. Make sure you post people's reactions when you do it.

Chelsea Johnson said...

That totally reminds me of Elf when he pushes all the buttons and says, "it looks like a Christmas tree!"

Those are all pretty funny!

Giselle Rasheta said...

Noah sent these to me at work, and I people were watching me laugh until I cried in my little cube. It was not a good time to read it, I would have preferred to make a fool of myself in the comfort of my own home!

The DiStefano Family said...

Hah these are hilarious! I love it. I wish I had the guts to do them. Your clam chowder does look good but I'm with Noah. I can't eat clams...I will send Gent over though because he LOVES it!

Anonymous said...

HAHA! That is too funny! This past Saturday I went to go visit Tio Joe at the hospital and Jocelyn and I were feeling goofy..well we were in the elevator and started dancing. It somehow turned into jumping jacks. Well, we BROKE the elevator! We had to open the door ourselves and the bottom was not level to the ground. We laughed so hard our stomachs hurt. So, don't ever do jumping jacks in an elevator! You will not make it. LOL :)~
Lydia